If you’re going to get into an argument with me & you call me “hun” I will slit your knee caps & ship you to Antarctica
when u make hot chocolate and take it out of te microwave and the handle is 2000 degrees i created u i gave u life why must u hurt me
I forgot my mom followed me on twitter
Today, my family and I randomly decided to visit my grandmother’s parents’ graves. Once we got there, my grandmother said, “Oh up here I remember there was a young girl who died in a car accident. We saw her name in the newspaper when my father died. Here she is: Diane Young.”
This week my friend and I have been obsessed with “Diane Young” by Vampire Weekend, so you could imagine my surprise when my grandmother showed me this young woman’s grave.
The song is a metaphor for someone that dies young, and the video shows clips of different cars on fire. This girl, Diane Young, died at age 21 after a fatal car crash.
This is some legitimate Supernatural stuff.
remember when this happened to me because i do
"I love winter because I finally don’t feel a difference between the weather outside and the weather inside of me."
why do people get so mad about puns? they’re literally the nicest kind of humor. they make nobody feel bad. it’s just clever. sometimes it’s original. learn to like puns. don’t let society run your life
Look at that grin. She’s so fucking pleased with herself.
i want a gay best friend. by gay i mean lesbian. by best friend i mean girlfriend. i want a girlfriend
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