Birthday breakfast in the French quarter
what the FUCK i fucking love birthdays holy shit I hate when people post about what they get for their birthdays or Christmas but I am SO FUCKING EXCITED RIGHT NOW HOLY SHIT
remember when these pieces of shit were everywhere and they were the best thing ever
and when you were too old to play with them you would just randomly move one when no one was looking
"aesthetic" is a very good word, important word. "i love the fifties." no you don’t the fifties kinda TOTALLY SUCKED for many human beings in America. "i love fifties aesthetic" well then, awesome. go you with your bright blocks of color and cute skirts and mini jackets and hair poufs.
Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”
*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*
Animal: *licks its own asshole*
human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*
this is mY FAVORITE THING
I bet Rick Astley struggles with Lent.
& message you without being judged.