The Sound of Silence - Simon & Garfunkel ripped from vinyl
Hello darkness my old friend
I’ve come to talk with you again
shoutout to the friends that still like me
all two of you
*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game
Casual reminder that in one of Leonardo da Vinci’s many notebooks containing innumerable artistic and scientific sketches and notes of incomprehensible important, there is a sketch of two penises with legs and tails walking towards a crudely drawn anus.
The sketch was most likely done by Leonardo’s apprentice Salai, who was not only very likely one of Leonardo’s lovers, but who was also infamously mischievous. Better yet, the anus is literally labeled “Salai.”
So either Salai drew these while Leonardo wasn’t looking just to annoy his boyfriend, or Leonardo himself put actual time and energy into drawing these. Either way, the human race is truly blessed to have made such a discovery.
There are dick drawings like the ones you see on desks in school in Leonardo da Vinci’s notebooks. Please cherish this information.
In the midst of exploring Renaissance Italy history for reasons, I have found a wonder.
Today is the anniversary of James Potter and Sirius Black befriending each other on the Hogwarts Express and if that isn’t magical to you, you’re dead inside
Tatiana Maslany, Nerd HQ 2014
(aka: series of photos where a blue angelic light happens to be shining behind an actual angel)
sleepy boys are the best because they have cute messed up hair and squishy tired cheeks and little droopy eyes and are at their most vulnerable making it easier to kill them
the fact that women have to fake orgasms so that dudes who dont care about giving them orgasms dont have to feel bad about not giving them orgasms after making no effort to in the first place is ridiculous
"AND THIS ALSO HAPPENED. Madeleine and I asked Nathan Fillion a question at his Q&A and he gave everyone that asked something a signed fragment of a still to be aired episode of Castle. PS that’s why its blurred. #didthisreallyhappen #isthisreallife #nathanfillion #idk #dead #fanexpo" (x)